This weekend, a hair miracle occurred. Nikki Lee, co-owner of the celebrity-frequented Nine Zero One Salon in Los Angles, dyed Emma Roberts’s deep red hair to a light, golden (and, most shocking of all, healthy-looking) blonde in just four hours. For reference, here’s what Roberts’s hair looked like before:

Here’s the upside to a midlife crisis: black eyeliner. No, obviously, I don’t mean pretty, flattering (office-appropriate!) black eyeliner. I mean the kind of black eyeliner you’d wear if you were having a dance party.

On a bar.

With Keith Richards.